That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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