I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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