Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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