butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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