she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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