im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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