THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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