So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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