We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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