I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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