I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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