I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
