Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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