it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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