that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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