I think i sorta joined a cult last night
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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