areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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