I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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