Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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