Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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