So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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