Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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