i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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