normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm getting married
To pizza
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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