why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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