I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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