I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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