its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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