So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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