i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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