Non-Jews are for practice
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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