your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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