ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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