Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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