i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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