Sponge bath it is.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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