so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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