no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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