i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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