so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
