awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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