You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
