it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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