party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
did i just pee glitter
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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