What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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