you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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