and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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