I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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