We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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