She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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